Great news! Three of my fighters in my main, and struggling camp, decided to be fast, lazy twats. They refused to cut weight, thus putting all of my hopes of winning big to afford a new roster slot on my main guy, Masaaki "All Bloody Smiles".

I hate you Lawerence Smith. I was right to call you "Wide Bland" because you suck. You ultimately and truly do suck.

And screw you too, Ron Allen, you shrimpy HW. I'm trying to do you the favor by dropping you down a division. Put down the Häagen-Dazs and get to work dropping 30 pounds, or I'll feed you to the dreaded seacows.