he did have a huge weight advantage too

Your guy has shitty MT stats, only weighs 144 lbs, and is an overall bitch. He's 15-16 for a reason. He has no heart and no chin and was meant to be a janitor, not a fighter.

As far as I know, MA doesn't help 8 points.

I've also noticed that PL is 8pts kryptonite.

Great news! Three of my fighters in my main, and struggling camp, decided to be fast, lazy twats. They refused to cut weight, thus putting all of my hopes of winning big to afford a new roster slot on my main guy, Masaaki "All Bloody Smiles".

I hate you Lawerence Smith. I was right to call you "Wide Bland" because you suck. You ultimately and truly do suck.

And screw you too, Ron Allen, you shrimpy HW. I'm trying to do you the favor by dropping you down a division. Put down the Häagen-Dazs and get to work dropping 30 pounds, or I'll feed you to the dreaded seacows.

MOTHERUFKCING SHIT I CAN'T WIN ANYMORE

COMBINED 5-80 RECORD OVER THE PAST FUCKING 4 DAYS FHDHFWFIHIOWEHFOIEH ORBBABAK WHAT THE FUCK DID MKICK CHANGE?

RAHGRHSHGRHGWHGH :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

QFT

Damn it. Rudy "Boy", could you just retire already? You suck. Your face sucks, your music sucks, your style of living in a cardboard box sucks, and your lack of ability to fight sucks. Inanimate objects could put up a better fight than you.

I almost want to just feed him to better fighters now just to avoid having to deal with him anymore. DIE RUDY! WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!

Given the quality of your record in such a small camp, Rudy is probably just there to give it balance. Yeah, he probably maxed out on his hidden suck stat... but your other fighters are picking up his slack. You can't really use him for much... except to pad the records of all the other fighters out there. :lol:

Yeah, I know, but he's not even worth keeping around to give the team balance. I'm sure that tonight I'll pick up a good recruit who'll give me balance, and all the other juicy stats I need to build around, thus making his existence useless.

Why do you still refuse to die, Rudy? WHY? Just go down, and stay down! I really hate protecting him for about 4 hours a day to see that no one wants to fight him except the bullies with over padded records. I'd rather just auto-accept every fight request he gets and laugh as he stumble into armbars all day.

Rudy "Boy" Belanger wins by Unanimous Decision

Say WHAT?!

Rudy...you tiger...you manly man. How did you pull off a win?
Maybe he shouldn't die of AIDS after all. But just incase... *Readies dirty syringe*