Announcer 2: I am here with Doc Toberbeast and man, I have got to say that you have shown some of the most dynamic striking that mma has ever seen! When you knoeocked out Tok's guy I choked on a bowl hit. Where does the violence come from?
Doc: have you ever been to the DBA compound? At first it is a little disturbing, even scary. You got Warren waving around his new dick and threatening to use it on anyone who settles for being average. You got Ippo fucking goats, some guy named Big T left shit stains on the ceiling of the every bathroom...getting in to training takes your mind off of that shit and getting to fight is really an escape. Mi figure the more I win and the more brutal it is the further I can get away from that.
Announcer 1: there was a rumor in the speak box the other night that your management team may be looking at TC. Would you care to comment?
Remedios Valdez: hey you! Yeah you, you look like dee big floppy poosy. Farmboy Fighting system that I run bleeds DBA! We never queet on dee DBA. Our owner asked me to help to make dee train on Doc to prepares heem for dis events and I know that they has love for dee DBA also.
Announcer 2: dude. You are still intense after all of this time away from the game and the revolution that you helped to start in MMArmy. What have you been up to?
Remedios Valdez: making dee love to santas hot ass cousin, chilling out leesen to Ryzo music and training dee fighters from Farmboy to not be poosy. But I no away from dee game you fag, I keeked Jon Rogers ass dee udder night and den I wipe my ass on coach BFC curtains. I hear it's the first time his wife has screamed in dee bedsroom in like ever.
Doc: speaking of Ryzo. I really like him a lot, he is a smart fucker. He doesn't pinch my ass like that dork sbt and he doesn't flip boogers on the floor like Jarnoh. But!
Remedios Valdez: where?!?!
Doc: no sir, not that kind. I am matched up with Ryzo's guy in round 3 and all that I know is that he is in trouble.
Announcer 1: that will do it for us for now and we look forward to talking with young Mr. Mcarthy soon!
Doc: av Dan u natte mitai. After I kick Ryzo's ass
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