**THE SPOTLIGHT**Parvez Kazi Current Record: 17-19
Urban dictionary definition of "Kazi" is: A man with an enourmous penis. Knows how to please women sexually. A big fan of the ladies. A love/sex god.
He was so good in bed. It's because he's a Kazi. Parvez was often the target of bullying as a child, but was known to scare of potential bullies by whipping out his manhood and chasing them off down the street. Parvez took to martial arts as he technically had three legs, which he used to his advantage. Fast Feet was his speciality as people may dodge his two feet but not see the third leg coming with such verocity [sic*]. Parvez has still yet to finish a fight, but often takes the decision by pure volume of his three legged attack.
He has recently hit the headlines, becoming the Guinness World Record holder for largest ever penis.
(As written by Matty)
* verocity: a combination of velocity and ferocity?
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