UNO FC - Joaquim Salazar vs. Carl Wang

It didn't take long but we arranged another fight under UNO's banner for Carl. He took his last fight pretty harshly, I could tell he had been crying but I was relentless in preparing him for the next bout. He only lost in a split decision so I knew he could still do better and that it wasn't all hopeless. How'd it go?

It didn't look good at the start-- Errh, for Salazar I guess. Carl caught him in the eye accidentally. Well, I knew it was on accident because this man wouldn't truly want to hurt a soul and that's his problem sometimes. Charlie told him to straighten the fuck up and they continued.

He fell down pretty easily, Carl that is ... But he was moving deceptively quick on the ground. Heck, even I was surprised! Exactly the shit I had been teaching him at the gym. Joaquim slips himself away from the initial armbar, but Carl's frame was too heavy! A beautiful armbar executed by our Gentle Giant and the Portuguese bastard tapped liked there was no tomorrow.

Great job buddy!

Carl "Gentle Giant" Wang wins by Submission (Armbar)